A Day in Our House

Note: This is a true story

Setting: Joe is sitting on the couch on his computer. Kelli & Elle are in the kitchen, about 8 feet from the couch where Joe is.

Kelli: “Elle, go ask Daddy how many hot dogs he wants for lunch.”

Elle: (walks 8 feet to Joe and stares at Joe)

Kelli: “Elle come here.”

Elle: (walked 8 feet to Kelli and looks up at her)

Kelli: “Say, “1 hot dog or 2 hot dogs?””

Elle: (walked 8 feet to Joe) “Hot dog?”

Joe: “Yes please, one hot dog”

Elle: (walks 8 feet to Kelli) “hot dog”

Kelli: “One or two?”

Elle: (walks 8 feet to Joe) “hot dog?”

Joe: “One hot dog, please.”

Elle: (walks 8 feet to Kelli & in her most confident voice says…) “chicken”

At that point we both died laughing and Elle fake laughed along with us.