Marital Woo

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Me:  Pais, that smell’s awful!  Did you poop?

Pais:  Yep.

Me:  Ok, let’s change your diaper.

As I am laying her down to changer her diaper, my phone rings.  I glance at the caller ID and notice that it’s Joe.  

Me:  Hey, can I call you right back.  I’m in the middle of a BIG poop.

Joe:  Ok?

Me:  WAIT!  I mean a big poopy diaper.  I’m not pooping.  I promise.  This is awkward.  I’ll call you back.

I continued to laugh through the entire (non-poopy – that was some nasty gas she passed) diaper change.   And then I called him back and we both laughed.  

Happy Birthday, Mr McGill.  Welcome to 30.  Can’t wait to grow old with you.

Birthday Boy & his Old Lady

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5 Responses to “Marital Woo”

  1. Ron Says:

    Don’t know if you were here when it happened but Scott and Chris “face timed” as they each were pooping. I had to bleach my ipad.

    By the way, don’t rush to grow old with that guy. I had a doctors appt today and they do the strangest things to you when you achieve my “altitude in years.” Suddenly not so glad I agreed to a female doctor …

  2. Nicole Says:

    haHA! that’s funny!

    and happy birthday, joe.

  3. Erika Kleine Says:

    That. Is. Awesome

  4. Aimee @ everydayepistle.com Says:

    Only you could pull off this post. Love it. Lol! 🙂

  5. tiffanynevil Says:

    BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Thanks for the laugh! I needed it!

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