I have 15 minutes to myself (I escaped work early to hit up Costco without children. You’re jealous of my exciting life, aren’t you?). I have 15 spare minutes so I swung into Bread Co to blog. Just wanted to share my stellar moment from last night.
Last night I was alone in the car, stopped at a 4 way stop light. It was late. No one was at the other 3 parts of the intersection yet our light was red…and seemed to stay red a bit too long for my tired body. I may have started talking to the red light. Politely asking it to change to green. “You know that you want to turn green.” At that point I glanced to my right only to see a car full of high school boys staring at me. Lovely. So what does any self-preserving 30 year old mom do? I continued to talk to myself. Surely the boys next to me would think that I had one of those fancy cars with a built in phone system, right? Yup, I continued to fake talk to myself self in the car so a bunch of 16 year old wouldn’t think I’m crazy.
What have you done recently to cover up your crazy???
Kellogues 
Thursday, September 1, 2011 at 8:10 pm |
At least you were not in a minivan when it happened.
Friday, September 2, 2011 at 7:07 am |
Ron, that hurts. Bad.
Friday, September 2, 2011 at 7:47 am |
I don’t cover up my crazy. I let it shine for all the world to see.
(Mine usually involves rocking out to the song on the radio — but *only* when I’m stopped at a light.)
Friday, September 2, 2011 at 6:45 pm |
You don’t even want to know… Like Jan, when I’m caught giving a concert in the car, I just keep singing louder and head-bobbing more emphatically. Makes em jealous of all the fun I’m having… yeah, right…